New Texas Times
Vol. 2, Issue 2099
November 30, 30X3
Hyperpage #C26 Designation: Personals
Name: Clone Commander BlyVol. 2, Issue 2099
November 30, 30X3
Hyperpage #C26 Designation: Personals
(but my friends call me Jango #345, lol)
Occupation: Clone Commander Bly (but my friends call me 'that fuckup Jango in the yellow space hat, lol)
Favorite Food: Butter
Looking For: Space Babe that looks like Twi'lek on the side of my gunship. Trandoshans and 4-LOMs also acceptable.
Contact: 1-340-9876 ext. 66 (my gunship's landline lol) or on the holonet ccbly@clone.clone
Name: Rick Hunter (you can call me Skull One)Occupation: Hot-Shot Pilot (leader of skull squadron perhaps you've HEARD of us lol)
Hobbies: Pop Music, Helmets, Robots I guess but not too much
Looking For: High-grossing pop star who isn't a heartless slut
Contact: 1-340-6523 (that's Roy's cell he won't need it now that he's dead lol)
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3 comments:
Looking For: High-grossing pop star who isn't a heartless slut
or have the hots for her dashing cousin Kyle.
I always hated that the old toys for Zuckuss and 4-LOM were accidentally swapped. It made me wonder why a droid had an alien name and an alien had a droid name.
and who would name their cloned kid "boba"?
only a clownshoe like jango, that's who.
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